Mickey Rourke 'Won' His Boxing Match With This Ridiculous TKO

Thismorning,whilepeopleintheUSweretramplingeachothertogetaflatscreenTVfortwelvebucks,MickeyRourkewasinRussia,BOXINGADUDE.Hisopponent,ElliotSeymour,was1-9goingintothefight,buthe’salso33-yearsyoungerthanRourke,sothefightcouldhavegoneeitherway.However,assoonasthefightstarted,RourkeshowedhewasnomatchforSeymour,usingcraftyveterantacticslike“pretendtohaveaheartattackandthenlandahook.”Inthesecondround,Rourkeletloose,droppingSeymourwithaVICIOUSbodyshotthatlefthisopponentunabletocontinuethefight.